Safety First: The Rise of Women!
The most depraved safety film ever made in the history of the motion picture industry! An emergency can strike at any time. Learn safety procedures the fun way - with hot topless women running the show and stupid men meeting their very timely demise! Contains real emergency evacuation safety procedures for people who work in office buildings as dictated by Los Angeles City fire codes and other municipalities in California! Made by the guy who made the real safety training films for all of the landmark buildings in California from San Francisco to San Diego. Don't care about hot girls and jokes? Then watch it strictly for educational purposes with all of your co-workers and help your office become OSHA compliant! A would be R rated comedy (if it were rated) intended for audiences 18 years of age and older
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Starring:
Eric McCormack
Jenni Baird
Dan Lauria
Robert Patrick
Written by:
Steven P. Fisher
James Swift
Directed by:
R.W Goodwin
Produced by:
Warren Carr
Crawford Hawkins
Home Release: 2020-07-28
Original Release: 2009
Runtime: 90
Genre: Comedy; Horror; Sci-Fi
Language: English
Rating: PG-13
Special Features: Trailer Reel.
Copyright: Darkside Releasing
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Starring:
Eric McCormack
Jenni Baird
Dan Lauria
Robert Patrick
Written by:
Steven P. Fisher
James Swift
Directed by:
R.W Goodwin
Produced by:
Warren Carr
Crawford Hawkins
Home Release: 2020-07-28
Original Release: 2009
Runtime: 90
Genre: Comedy; Horror; Sci-Fi
Language: English
Rating: PG-13
Special Features: Trailer Reel.
Copyright: Darkside Releasing
IMDB PAGE
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