Chopping Block
CHOPPING BLOCK follows a group of corporate guys who get laid off. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and they decide to kidnap their ex-boss's daughter for ransom. Things take a bloody turn when they discover that the boss's daughter just happens to be the only survivor of a masked psychopath - a psychopath still out for blood. Hilarity and bloodshed ensue...
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Year of release: 2012
80 Mins, English language
For Mature Audiences only
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